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I miss America and I hate Taiwan. From now on, I will put this sentence until I don't have to stay, here, in hell anymore. On Friday, I went to school and nothing much happened. I couldn't wait to get home because I wanted to play some AC: Brotherhood. On Saturday, I restarted my memory for AC:B and finished the game in less than 5 hours. I got a best record among all my PS friends and I was very happy that day. Today I woke up and played some free roam and was having fun killing random Borgia guards. If anyone is curious on why I hate Taiwan, here it is.
1. Annoying recorded messages blaring on megaphones over and over again.
2. The screechy nasal sound of Taiwanese shouting into a cell phone when you’re hung over.
3. Taiwanese language in general
4. Probably the world’s worst music
5. People feeling the need to stare at a computer or TV in every possible situation
6. Having to dumb down your conversations to banal pleasantries with everyone you communicate with
7. The smell of Bien Dang on the train and listening to some guy slurping a piece of 7-11 cooked pork down next to you.
8. Being asked the same questions by everyone you meet.
9. Generally awkward socializing.
10. The pollution
11. Horribly bad fashion misses
12. Not a whole lot of art here
13.  bad techno music.
14. Guys taking pictures of themselves and teasing their hairsprayed hair
15. People in general taking pictures of themselves
16. The general cluelessness about art, culture etc. in general. (Where else on earth can Air Supply still sell out a concert and Dylan can’t find a venue?)

I did not post this, but all of these, 100 percent match my thinkings. There are no more than these. The rest of the missing numbers do not match my thinkings of Taiwan. GOOD NIGHT.